1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:03,071 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:05,039 Ooh, hey. What you got there? 3 00:00:05,073 --> 00:00:09,110 Mmm. I stopped by Quizways and got my favorite sandwich on the planet, 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,544 turkey and salami. 5 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,113 Ooh, that sounds good. 6 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:15,283 Oh yes it is. I'm about to tear this bad boy up. 7 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,218 I'm so hungry, my stomach is nawin' on my backbone. 8 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:19,453 Mm mm mm hm. Thank you, babes. 9 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:21,389 Woa woa woa woa, that's not for you. 10 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:24,725 Lisa, I called you on the way home and asked if you were hungry and you said, no. 11 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:27,228 Well yeah, that's before I knew you were goin' to Quizways. 12 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,063 Listen, you know I love their sandwiches. 13 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,898 Yeah yeah yeah yeah. But still. Come on, now. 14 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:32,966 What, Tone? You just need to learn how to share. 15 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,336 And you need to learn to tell people you hungry. 16 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,072 Tony just, you can go back and get another one, jeesh. 17 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:40,741 Lisa you always do this. I order just enough food for me, 18 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:41,909 and you wind up eatin' half my food. 19 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:42,776 I do not. 20 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:44,778 You do! And I can prove it. 21 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,647 Oh how you gonna do that? 22 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,483 Oh. 23 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,620 - Oh you think you so smart, huh? - Yeah, a little bit. 24 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,688 - You don't want to share anything in this house? - Buh. 25 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,525 Well I got some butter pecan ice cream in the freezer, 26 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,626 and you can't have any. 27 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,561 That's old people ice cream. I don't want that. 28 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:03,597 Well, you better not be usin' my my shower wash to 29 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:06,100 - ...exfoliate. - Okay now now now that is not, 30 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:08,202 that is not nice cause you know I love to exfoliate. 31 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:11,439 Use some on your feet cause your feet be cuttin' and scratchin' harder than a 32 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:12,540 DJ in the 80's. 33 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,474 [Theme Music] 34 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,543 * Woke up and my wife said to me * 35 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,011 * The bill collectors want their fees * 36 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:20,281 * The kids keep talkin' back to me * 37 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,882 * Family Time 38 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,318 * Family Time. Family Time 39 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:27,388 * Family Time. Waa aah woa oah oah oah yeah * 40 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:31,992 [Instrumental Music] 41 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:33,794 Hey, what's up, Brandy? 42 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,629 You seen Tony? I'm tryin' to borrow 20 dollars. 43 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:38,299 Hey Donnie, and Mr. Stallworth 44 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,134 got the day off. 45 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:43,304 [Scoffs] Must be nice runnin' your own business. You can just come and go whenever you want. 46 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:46,807 Yeah. Comin' from the guy that looks at the orange juice carton 47 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,577 for 20 minutes because it says, concentrate. 48 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,978 [Audience laughter] 49 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,846 [Phone vibrates] 50 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,815 Hell, no! 51 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,850 I can't believe this. 52 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,519 What's the matter? 53 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,788 This don't mean we friends, okay? 54 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:04,592 But this new guy I was datin' just dumped me 55 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,093 over text. 56 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:09,430 Well, breakin' up over text is the easiest way to break up. 57 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:13,201 Also the easiest way to make sure your stuff don't get broke up. 58 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,369 [Cracking] [Grunting] 59 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:16,504 [Audience laughter] 60 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,005 And that's why he sent the text. 61 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:21,642 Right. And that's why he gonna get blocked. Welcome to the block party. 62 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:25,012 He must be crazy to break up witchu? 63 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:25,946 [Audience laughter] 64 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,382 That's what I'm sayin'. He must be crazy. 65 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:31,385 You know Donnie, I'm just sick and tired 66 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,554 of these crazy men. 67 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,224 You know what I'm a do? I know what I'm a do. 68 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,759 I'm a call up my cousin, Fri'chikenisha, 69 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:41,362 oh cause I gots a pass, and I'm a give him 70 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:44,064 some of this two piece. That's right. He gonna mess with me. 71 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,299 You don't mess with Brandy. 72 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,734 Fri'chikenisha? 73 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:50,438 Does it come with a biscuit, so you can sop that ass up? 74 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,939 [Audience laughter] 75 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,475 Donnie, I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you, okay? 76 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,443 [Audience laughter] 77 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,778 I just don't know what the problem is? 78 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,647 Oh that's easy. The problem is you. 79 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,582 And what's that supposed to mean, Donnie, huh? 80 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,551 Say it with your chest. What's that supposed to mean? 81 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,553 It it just, I it just means 82 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:08,155 that I think you should keep your eyes open for the signs. 83 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,325 Now if you back it up, I could easily find you a date. 84 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,093 [Audience laughter] 85 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,262 Okay. 86 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,630 - Ooh. - Hooh! 87 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,667 Why don't you got a girlfriend? 88 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,435 Man, you are too small to be that strong. 89 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:22,770 I... 90 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:27,074 don't know what women do to get men. I just know what men do to get women. 91 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,909 And I don't have a girlfriend because I don't know 92 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,678 - ...how y'all operate. - Hmm. 93 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:31,745 Well that's easy. 94 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:34,282 Okay well...if it's so easy, 95 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:38,586 I'll be you that I could help you find a date and y'all would have an amazin' time. 96 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:42,256 Hmm. I like this Donnie. And I bet you that I will help you 97 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,792 find a date and you will have an amazin' time. 98 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,193 So how do you want to do this? 99 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,362 So glad you asked, Brandy. 100 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,931 I just downloaded an app called Boo'd Up, 101 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,933 and I know I could find your perfect match. 102 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,168 Okay so, what are we gonna bet on? 103 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,737 Hmm. 104 00:03:57,405 --> 00:04:00,107 I bet you...that if I win, 105 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:03,110 - you gotta give me 20 dollars I was gonna borrow from Tony. - Mm hm. 106 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:05,646 Hmm. And I bet, 107 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:10,951 if I win, you have to be my personal assistant for a day. 108 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,185 Yeah. 109 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,324 [Instrumental Music] 110 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:19,159 Y'oh, my God! Donnie, is that you? 111 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,161 What is wrong wit your face, woman? It looks like 112 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,531 you got into a fight with the ugly stick. 113 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:26,800 Tony, I wish you would take a nice, long, hot bath 114 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,201 with a blow dryer. 115 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:29,837 What's goin' on, Rachel? 116 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,673 I have a big date tonight 117 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,142 with sexy Sophia. 118 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,144 You mean psycho Sofia? 119 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,146 Isn't she the same one who said she eats 120 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:41,081 soap because she has dirty thoughts? 121 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,483 Sho is. 122 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:45,986 - She just broke up with Dirty Diana and I-- - Ah, let me guess. 123 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,856 She left her to go on tour to become some band groupie. 124 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:53,060 Nah nah. Dirty Diana don't be washin' them armpits. 125 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,896 Sophia got tired of everybody thinkin' it was her that was stinkin'. 126 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,398 Oh yeah. That'll do it. 127 00:04:57,431 --> 00:05:00,468 I wanna borrow your big pot cause I'm gonna make some gumbo for Sophia 128 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:01,702 from this recipe I found online. 129 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,170 Oh yeah, no problem. 130 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,939 Mm, then when the water gets nice and hot, why don't you just hop in it. 131 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:06,840 [Audience laughter] 132 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:08,842 And why don't you jump into traffic 133 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,411 and then run head first. 134 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:13,013 You two are too much! 135 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,115 - Here. - Thanks, I'll bring it back later. 136 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,216 Thank you. 137 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,585 Yeah, no need to bring it back. 138 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,520 - You're probably due for a new trough. - Oh. 139 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,221 [Horse neighing sound] 140 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:25,793 Ooh, you got a lot of fight in you this mornin', Mohammad all you can eat. 141 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,828 [Audience laughter] 142 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,531 - I'm just sayin' - That's just too much. 143 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:31,799 [Knocking] 144 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,134 She back already? She must have thought we was playin' fetch. 145 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,970 Huh, what's up, Wiggy Smalls? 146 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:41,875 Now Tony, you now I don't sew it. I grow it, but thank you for the compliment. 147 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:44,378 Okay, well what do you want? I'm tryin' to have a nice 148 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:45,713 lazy day with my wife. 149 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,314 Okay, let's be nice. 150 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,651 No, no, no. It's okay, Lisa. Big Tony's just teasing. 151 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,554 Okay, now I know you want somethin'. Spit it out. 152 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:56,390 Actually I did sign you two up for my 153 00:05:56,424 --> 00:06:01,161 favorite reality show, In Loving Color. And after submitting you for a while, 154 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,295 selected. 155 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,565 Okay, what kind of show is it? 156 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:07,568 Are you kidding me? Okay, each showcases 157 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,269 the power of black love, 158 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,572 add what it takes to have a successful marriage. 159 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,608 Yeah, yeah. I've heard about it. It's getting a lot of views, right? 160 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:18,011 Yes, yes. And you know what? Honestly, since my divorce, 161 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:22,450 I strive to have a relationship as beautiful as this right here. 162 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:26,353 Okay, now I don't think I want our relationship all out there like we some reality stars. 163 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,590 But Tony, you have to share your love with the world. It's a responsibility. 164 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:33,761 Yeah, you know she's right. It could be an opportunity to set a good example, you know, 165 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:36,797 for other couples that might be struggling in their relationship. 166 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:40,868 Exactly. Exactly. I mean you two are a perfect couple. You're basically like 167 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,503 Barak and Michelle. 168 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,872 I have been known to look rather presidential. 169 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,240 Alright so, so what do we have to do? 170 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:50,444 Practically nothing, Tony. I mean, they're gonna interview you sitting on your couch with a 171 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:53,346 small crew. In and out before you know it. Come on, say yes. 172 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,648 - What do you say? Say yes. - [Lisa] Let's do it, Tony. 173 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:56,450 - Alright, let's do it. - [Cheryl] Yes! 174 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,652 - Oh, yay! - So when do they want to interview us? 175 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,621 - Oh right now...Mm hm. - Right now? 176 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:01,855 Come on in, guys! 177 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,492 - Come on in? - You know what? They're probably hungry. 178 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,293 - And hot. It's 100 degrees out there. - Yeah, mm hm. 179 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:08,295 Mm hm. Don't worry. This is what we'll do. 180 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:09,329 Cheryl. 181 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,731 [Tony] That's how you feel? 182 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,800 You look terrible, honey. You should go get dressed. 183 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,502 [Music sting] 184 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,470 [Instrumental Music] 185 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:17,705 Okay, just press that button right there. 186 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:18,839 - Okay. - That's it. 187 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,009 Now, what do you think about her? 188 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,477 - Uh. - She's cute. 189 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:26,313 - Look at that head. I bet when she was in school she was - What? 190 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:27,781 a head of her class. 191 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:30,518 - I bet she's heading for trouble. - Oh okay, you bein' funny. 192 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,820 Alright so look, what about her? 193 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,655 Ah, look at that nose. 194 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,090 I be she knows when you sleepin' and knows when you awake. 195 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,893 Okay Donnie, you ain't that cute to be that picky. 196 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:42,195 Okay, well let's take a look through your phone then. 197 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:42,996 Okay, cool. 198 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,264 Um... 199 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,700 mm. What about this guy? 200 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:49,269 Oh, no. Is that a grill? 201 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,573 Donnie, it looks like he's been chewin' aluminum foil. 202 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:56,476 Okay, ah no, no 203 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,746 ah, how about him? 204 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:02,716 Ehhhm, from a scale of 1 to 10. 205 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,217 that's a no. 206 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,452 Keep lookin'. 207 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,355 - No, no. - Huh mm. 208 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:09,456 Hell, nah! 209 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,625 That is a negative. 210 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,260 - Ooh, I got it! - I got it! 211 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:14,595 Ooh, let me see. 212 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:17,397 Okay, okay. Now before we do this, 213 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:20,400 I say to ensure that we've picked the perfect match for each other, 214 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:23,403 we go on a double date, so that way you can coach me and I can coach you. 215 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,573 But, wouldn't it be weird, though? 216 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,407 No, we can just say we cousins. 217 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,842 Okay. 218 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,011 Let's do it. Heh! 219 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:36,984 Man, last time I saw a girl this fine, she had 3 personalities and none of them like me. 220 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,151 [Instrumental Music] 221 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,653 I'm so glad you two agreed to do the show. 222 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,656 - Well, thank you so much for having us. - Oh it is a pleasure. 223 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,325 So we're gonna try something new, and we're gonna go live on our social media 224 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,828 platforms with this interview. Are you okay with that? 225 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,664 Oh yeah we are, they are so good with that. 226 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,299 That's great. [Audience laughter] 227 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,767 Are we ready to get started? 228 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:54,802 [Tony] Sure. 229 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,469 Okay, let's do this, guys. 230 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,371 In 3, 2... 231 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:03,010 What's up, everybody. Thanks for joining us here on our live stream. 232 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,113 This week we are interviewing Tony and Lisa Stallworth. 233 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,616 Their love is what brought us here today. 234 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:12,519 Say hello to our 200,000 viewers watching right now. 235 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,121 - Hi, everybody. - What's up? 236 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:18,091 Hello. Hi, I'm Cheryl. I'm the neighbor. 237 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,993 I'm single, and I'm a Capricorn. 238 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,129 And I love walks on the beach because who doesn't? 239 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,464 Listen up, this is not a dating show, Cheryl.' 240 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:25,966 [Cheryl mumbling] 241 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,100 [Audience laughter] 242 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:30,037 Okay, a let's get to our first question, shall we? 243 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,004 How did you guys meet? 244 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,773 Oh, we were high school sweethearts. 245 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:36,276 Mm, yes. I was on the football team, and Lisa was on the cheerleading squad. 246 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,178 Let's just say, I like the way she shaked her pom-poms. 247 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,146 [Laughter] 248 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,148 Ask 'em if they made out under the bleachers. 249 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,183 - That's not all we did under the bleachers. - Tony! 250 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,186 - Well she asked. - No, just stop. 251 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,956 Well so Tony, how did you know she was the one for you? 252 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:52,359 I knew when I scored the winning touchdown and won state. 253 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,962 Oh well actually, you know they hit Tony so hard 254 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,529 that he knocked out. 255 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:59,299 And I was like, whew! But luckily, one of the other players 256 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:02,135 they caught him right before he hit the ground and then they carried him 257 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,370 in for the touchdown! 258 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,639 - But I still scored. I still, I still scored. - You did. 259 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:08,475 And then I scored again, because when I came to, 260 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,678 I reached into my gym bag, pulled out a promise ring. 261 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,380 It smelled like you know, sweaty football socks. 262 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,382 Oh, that's beautiful. 263 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,384 What would you say keeps you two together? 264 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,687 Ooh, I would say trust and communication. 265 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,222 Mm hm. And and even though we've been married for a long time, 266 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:26,026 a being able to maintain our own independence helps, you know. 267 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,995 Not to mention havin' your own bank account. You know what I'm talkin' about? 268 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,863 You know what I'm talkin' about. 269 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,064 [Awkward laughter] 270 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,432 You have your own account, Tony? 271 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,435 Come on, baby. Not in front of 200,000 people. Now knock it off. 272 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,705 And besides, we talked about this. Remember? 273 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,674 - No, we did not,Tony. - Nope. You definitely didn't. I would remember that. 274 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,676 - We didn't talk about it. - No, no. We really did. 275 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,077 Okay, let's just move on to 276 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,746 - the next one. - You know most of the couples we interview say... 277 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,681 if you don't have communication and trust, 278 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,950 it's really hard to love someone. 279 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,286 Yes. We we, we know that. 280 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:57,024 I'm just I'm just saying, you could be more open, Tony. 281 00:10:57,057 --> 00:11:00,060 Okay, Iyanla Van-can't! Ah, I don't need you to fix my life, alright. 282 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,661 Can we just a move on to the next question, please? 283 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:04,865 - Can we get-- - Wow, okay. What would you say is your worst argument? 284 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,867 And how did you get over it? 285 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,737 I would say it was when I found out Tony had a 286 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,104 side bank account 287 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,605 that he never told me about. 288 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,975 - [Angry laughter] - Come on, baby. 289 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,244 We got over this. We talked we talked about this-- 290 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,147 - No we didn't, Tony! - No, no nope. That was never discussed. 291 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,549 Yes it was discussed, actually. 292 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,284 [Tony] Ah, what else-- 293 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,886 You know what? Why don't you take your little secret money from your secret account, 294 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,388 and spend the night with it on the couch! 295 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,090 - By yourself. How about that, Tone. - Ooh, and then you can spend 296 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,491 the night with the man in the mirror 297 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,960 too, Michael Jackass! 298 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,595 - I thought, I thought we got over this. - No, we did not, Tony! 299 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,965 [Instrumental Music] 300 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,934 [Instrumental Music] 301 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:44,504 So then my manager says, do you think I'm stupid, me and you? 302 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,074 And I was like everybody know that you don't hire stupid people. 303 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,009 [Laughter] 304 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,577 Exactly. 305 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,645 Ah, yeah. So, Brandy... 306 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,581 - Yes. - What do you like to do in your free time? 307 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,584 Oh I am so glad you asked. I am actually a big 308 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:01,154 gamer. You see I'm actually a level forty master chief 309 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,589 in Halo Killer 3000. 310 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,424 - Are you serious? I didn't know you played... - I am so serious. 311 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,592 Then what's your gamer tag? 312 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,928 Brown Sugar 89. You never seen me on there? 313 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,997 - Oah. - What? That is crazy. 314 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,132 That sounds very a sedentary. 315 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,400 [Phone vibrating] 316 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:18,772 Oh. Well really, I don't really play those type of games anymore. 317 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:22,609 It's silly. A actually if I had a man, 318 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:25,345 I would be working out and cooking for him. 319 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,214 Oh, I hear that. 320 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,482 Ah ooh wuh, what do you do? 321 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,618 Oh, I'm a track coach at the local university. 322 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,286 I used to run track in college. 323 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,788 - Really? Which event? - Yes. 324 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,456 I was a heptathlete. 325 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,491 What?! Were you born like that? 326 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,526 [Audience laughter] 327 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:43,030 Anyway, what about you? What do you do, Donnie? 328 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,899 Well I love binge watchin' Power Rangers. You know I feel like 329 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,802 Black Ranger was very underrated. I mean [Phone dings] 330 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:52,472 I mean I love long walks on the beach. 331 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,475 um I love payin' women's bills. 332 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:59,813 And I wanna hear you complain about everybody you work with. 333 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,915 Yeah. Eh what what about you? What do you do? 334 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,350 I'm a stunt woman. 335 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,719 - Wow, so you're pretty active, huh? - Wow. 336 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,589 And hey, if you ever need somebody to work out with, 337 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,091 - I'm your guy. - She won't. She won't. - Okay. 338 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,492 Just give me a call. 339 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,493 - We should link up. - She won't. - Okay. 340 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,163 - [Clears throat] Um excuse. Hey! - Hey. 341 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,531 Yeah, so what do you plan on orderin'? Let's look at the menu. 342 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,733 - That's what we need to do. - Oh I'm a order the steak because you know I like to do 343 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,003 all you know, meat-based diet and stuff. 344 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:26,239 - Right. - You know I I think I'm gonna order the lobster 345 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,574 [Donnie clears throat] 346 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,708 [Audience laughter] 347 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,511 bisque, lobster bisque. You know cause I'm very active 348 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,413 I'm active too. I'm active. 349 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,415 What do you suggest, Donnie? 350 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,919 [Phone vibrates] Oh I suggest that you smell like fish. 351 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,187 Excuse me? 352 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,923 - Ah, - Really? Could you come with me to the bar... 353 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,457 to get somethin' to drink, please? 354 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,894 You know what? I am very thirsty right now. 355 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,095 - That would be great. - Yeah, me too. 356 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,798 Mm hm. Y'all just stay your little cute self right here. 357 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,366 Don't go nowhere. Mm hm. 358 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,634 Stay separate. 359 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,938 Come on over here, Donnie. Yeah, come. [Clears throat] 360 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,140 - Let me get a red wine, please. - Oh yeah, coming right up. 361 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,142 Donnie, what was you thinkin'? 362 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,145 I said order her a fish, not tell her she smell like fish. 363 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,381 I was wonderin' why you sent that. Must have been a damn auto correct. 364 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:11,484 Donnie, listen. Women like romance. 365 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,621 You know, we like that love type of romance. 366 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,957 Well listen, you can't be so open, okay. 367 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:20,928 You gotta have a little bit of mystery to you. Men love mystery. It drives us crazy. 368 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,096 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Clears throat] Excuse me. 369 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,731 Ah, one of y'all gonna pay for this drink? 370 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,234 Oh he gonna pay for it. He know I don't buy drink. 371 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,569 [Laughs] Ah one second there, brotha. 372 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,304 - [Bartender] Okay. - Why are you dealin' with him anyway? 373 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,974 - If I was him, I would just let you be you. - Right. 374 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:37,810 That's exactly what I'm sayin'. I need somebody to let me be me, Donnie. 375 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:41,014 Ah, look like y'all dates is leavin' with each other. 376 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,984 [Chair scrapes] Oh hell, no. 377 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:48,421 Damn, you should never trust a light-skinned brotha with a salmon shirt on. 378 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,923 [Audience laughter] 379 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,926 Ah excuse me a, Ms. Janelle NoMo-nae, 380 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,196 I'm gonna need either you or Questlove-handles here to pay for this drink. 381 00:14:56,629 --> 00:15:00,400 Ah...excuse me, Skinny Kravitz. 382 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,937 Well look, hey a Brandy, you got it. 383 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,939 [Audience laughter] 384 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:09,042 - He want money. I don't use currency. - Ah yeh yeh yah! 385 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,310 I got it. 386 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,447 How's that Go ahead. Take that. 387 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,448 Thank you, ma'am. 388 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,185 [Sighs] Look...dang. That 389 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,288 now how my gonna get home? I guess I gotta call me a Goober cause 390 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,655 he was my ride. 391 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,491 Oh don't worry about that, girl. I'll give you a ride. 392 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,459 And, you ain't even gotta leave me a tip. 393 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,596 - Well sure. Why we still here? Let's go. - Let's go, then. 394 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:33,900 Thanks for the drink, malnourished Will Smith. 395 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,502 [Audience laughter] 396 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,470 [Instrumental Music] 397 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:41,341 Hey, baby. Please tell me that dinner is ready. 398 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,011 I'm so hungry, I could eat my elbows. 399 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,680 [Sighs] Lisa, how long are we gonna keep doin' this? 400 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:48,681 I said I was sorry. 401 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,483 Why did you even have another account, Tony? 402 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:54,054 It was an emergency account. You know a just in case account. 403 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,588 Just in case what? 404 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,990 Just in case we wanted to go on vacation. 405 00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:01,361 Now what you mean is just in case you wanted to do your own thing. 406 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,564 Look, I got rid of the account years ago. 407 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,666 I never want to do my own thing, baby. 408 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,969 I share everything with you and that's all I ever want to do. 409 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,273 Oh I'm sorry. Did I just roll my eyes out loud? 410 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,442 I don't like bein' left in the dark, Tony. 411 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,011 Hey, you act like I'm never left in the dark. 412 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,112 What are you talkin' about? 413 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,881 I seem to remember finding 3 Nada bags in the trunk. 414 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,350 Now did I give you a hard time about those? 415 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,118 Now Tony, that was nada your business. 416 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,054 Lisa, Lisa... 417 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,957 listen. I never wanna leave you in the dark, ever. 418 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,694 No talk show can show me how to love you. 419 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:38,131 And when I said those vows, I meant them. 420 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,034 Love you too, Tony. 421 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,036 Well bring it in then. 422 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,671 [Knocking] 423 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,044 [Chuckling] Oh, damn. 424 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:54,047 I didn't know that gators snuck out the swamp this late. 425 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:57,016 The only thing with scales around here is you, Broadzilla. 426 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,220 - Here, Lisa. - Thank you. 427 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,721 How'd your date go? 428 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,157 Mm, we argued the whole night. 429 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,892 Not good then, huh? 430 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:09,062 No actually it was great, cause we made up for it in the bedroom. 431 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:12,499 Oh, you two are like fire and ice, huh? 432 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,467 Speakin' of fire and ice, I saw your 433 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,736 live-stream interview. Is everything okay? 434 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,172 Yes, everything is fine. And I would appreciate it 435 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,473 that if any-- [Knocking] 436 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,508 [Sighs] 437 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,678 Oh good, Tony. 438 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:29,015 Uh you are never gonna guess. Your livestream was the most 439 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,018 viewed yet. 500,000 viewers. 440 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,586 Does that mean I'm a get a check? 441 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,655 - Oh you mean are we gonna get a check for that? - Yes, of course I mean we. 442 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,790 - Of course. - Your episode was amazing. 443 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,626 "In Loving Color" wants to do a follow up. 444 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,761 We'll call it, "Where are they now?" 445 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,763 - It would be amazing, right? - Wait wait, hold that thought. Hold that thought. 446 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,031 Because I was thinkin' maybe we could shoot it 447 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,333 - out here on the porch. - - So.. 448 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,934 - Right. Now, now, now do this. - All we need to do-- - Yeah. 449 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,602 - Now if you walk, but you gotta step back a little bit. - Come up with a time. 450 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,938 Cause this is my vision. I was walk-- 451 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,607 [Audience laughter] 452 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,943 Ah, don't you think it's time you shaved those chin hairs 453 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,312 and take off like a rocket, Jane Fonda? 454 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,215 Speakin' of basketball, I think your breath is a flagrant foul. 455 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,950 - Okay, that's enough. - [Tony] ??? 456 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,486 Alright. It's fine. I'm a get outa here, see if I can catch up with that camera crew. 457 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,955 See if they want to do a story on lesbian love. 458 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,458 Ooh, I can call it, Les-be in love, 459 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,360 like they get like let's be in love, lesbian-- 460 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,961 ooh oah ??? 461 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,463 [Laughter] 462 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,299 [Instrumental Music] 463 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:22,335 [Donnie laughs] And that's what I told him about he milk and the breakfast. 464 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,505 Look, thanks for drivin' me, Donnie. 465 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,641 Look at that. These daggone keys right here the whole time. 466 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,076 Oh yeah. 467 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,579 - Wow. - Hey a unfortunately, I'm still gonna have to charge you though. 468 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,314 You know, business is business. 469 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,484 Donnie, you know I know all about business. It's okay. 470 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:41,588 Just put it on my tab, like I did that drink for you. Mm hm. 471 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,157 Well played. Ah but yeah, it's the least I could do, 472 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,093 especially after corny-ass Bashir had the audacity 473 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,861 to leave you stranded and leave with my girl. 474 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,564 Exactly. That's what I said. Now look at us, 475 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,733 we right back here where we started. 476 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,736 Well wouldn't say that. You know, I got a chance to find out you're an avid gamer. 477 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,305 You love lobster... 478 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:02,609 bisque and a, you're a very beautiful girl. 479 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,945 Well Dog Dutch McDonald, 480 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:10,250 if I din't know any better, I'd say you was flirting with me. 481 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:14,053 [Laughter] Believe me baby girl, if I was flirtin' witchu, 482 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,022 you'd know it! 483 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:20,193 Okay, Donnie. Don't mess around and get pregnant. 484 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,729 [Chuckling] I'm on birth control. 485 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,164 Wooh! Just like I like 'em. 486 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,735 I might as well help you clean up around here because ah I guess we 487 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,437 both kinda lost the bet. 488 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,908 You know um...the last guy that looked at me like that, 489 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,579 paid my rent for 6 months. 490 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,715 Well I live in my car, so you can live there with me 491 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,384 but a we just gotta let the seat back. 492 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,685 [Music sting] 493 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,154 [Instrumental Music] 494 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,257 Donnie...Donald! 495 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,491 Wha wha what's up? What's up? 496 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,593 What's up wit you, man? You're not even watchin' the game. 497 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,262 Aw yeah, it's this datin' app, man. 498 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,163 I'm finally startin' to realize they don't really 499 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,133 allow a person to showcase their full personality on here, man. 500 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,570 It's like we headed towards a world where you can't even put your phone in your 501 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,672 back pocket and make a booty call anymore. 502 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,275 Yeah, this comin' from a guy who kept takin' antibiotics cause he thought 503 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,109 his computer gave him a virus. 504 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,280 Hey man, my mouse is still a rodent and rodents 505 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,314 carry disease. 506 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,582 [Audience laughter] 507 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,084 Now don't hurt yourself. But you know you are onto somethin'. 508 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,852 The game has changed a little. 509 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,122 Now I'm just glad that I'm happily married and I gotta go through none of that. 510 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,425 Tssh, you lucky to be out the game, man. 511 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,995 Cause if you was back in the game, you couldn't get nobody new. 512 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,130 Knock it off. I still got game. 513 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,799 Oh is that right, Tony? 514 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,967 Hah! Hey, babe. Okay, it sounds like the game, 515 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,135 the game is on. Can't you see? 516 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,137 - [Lisa] Mm hm. - The game. And um... 517 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,672 later we're gonna watch boxin' on pay per view. 518 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:40,973 - Mm. - Listen, I got it all down here. 519 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,174 Yeah. 520 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,344 Don't we need some paper if we gonna watch pay per view? 521 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,346 What is he even sayin', Tony? [Audience laughter] 522 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,848 Don't even pay no attention, baby. He he thinks we need batteries 523 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,950 in order to watch "Power." 524 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,053 Do you know how many walls I had to strip to watch "The Wire?" 525 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,888 [Instrumental Music]